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Showing posts with label Hammer Horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hammer Horror. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Woman in Black


So on Superbowl Sunday, I went and saw Woman in Black, and I just had to share with you all what I thought. I know, I know, it's neither obscure or luchatastic, but honestly I have to say that this film is probably the best film interpretation I've ever seen of La Llorona.

La Llorona, ah yes, every Hispanic child's nightmare engraved by parents and grandparents across the Americas. The legend of Llorona is essentially this:
A woman falls in love with a man who is of wealth and lineage, most likely a Spaniard, and she bears two of his children during this romance. But he never lives with her, he never marries her, and eventually cuts off this affair, possibly to return to Spain with another woman. In hysteria, she drowns her children and by the time she realizes what she has done, she has gone completely mad. Some stories say she committed suicide, others say she wandered the banks of rivers wailing through bubbling tears, "Ayyyy mis hijos!!" until she wasted away. Now her spirit haunts the rivers, snatching young children who shouldn't be playing so close to a wild river. It's also said she attracts young men from afar, and then scares them with her haunting look of death, sending them back to live a life of fidelity.


Woman in Black carries many of these themes, and it's so exciting that it took the famous kings of British Horror, Hammer Studios, to bring this to theaters all over. The Woman in Black is a tale of a woman who is torn away from her child, possibly due to mental illness, and then she witnesses the death of her child through the attic she is left in as a prison. She offs herself, and her mad spirit haunts the town, killing children with vengeance. Daniel Radcliffe, of Harry Potter fame, plays Arthur Kipps, an out of town accountant who has come to settle some finances in the home of the Woman in Black, and this outsider soon realizes the town is hiding a dark secret.

I was afraid I would see Mr. Radcliffe and unable to shake Harry Potter from my mind, but he was a solid actor. Not one note of Harry Potter showed through in his acting, but this could be possibly be due to the fact I've only seen two of those films. I really thought he was great though. The direction, the setting, the effects, all together were wonderful. This is by far the best 21st century horror movie I have seen, hands down. I honestly hate the turn of horror these days with "torture porn" and ultra violence. I prefer the classic Universal and Hammer Studios where the gothic victorian horror is overwhelming, and the overall feel is a crescendo of chills going down your spine. Setting, and subtly are key to a good film like this.


I'm not going to give this a thorough review, simply because I can't ultra analyse it with multiple viewings, and snatch a few screenshots. But I will say, if you are a horror fan like me, you will enjoy this film! Cheers to Hammer Studio, I can't wait to see what else you will be doing in the future.
 
Please don't confuse Arthur Kipps with that boy with the stick and the scar.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

BBC's History of Horror with Mark Gatiss


Last night I had the pleasure of watching BBC's History of Horror with Mark Gatiss. I don't know this Mark Gatiss, but I feel like we have a similar taste in horror. When the camera crept by his dvd collection, it looked like I had all of what was shown on screen. When he discusses horror, he says he likes the ghosts and spooky horror films, especially the older stuff, versus the majority of nonsensical violent films these days. I stand 100% behind this notion.

Mark Gatiss with a really impressive statue of Frankenstein's Monster.
Anyone know where this is located?

This show is broken into three parts, each an hour long. The first part covers the beginning of cinema to the early '50s with a major focus on Universal and RKO classics. The second part takes us through the mid '50s to the '60s, focusing on Hammer Studios. The last part takes us all the way to 1978 with John Carpenter's Halloween (have I mentioned that I once met the actor who played Michael Myers in the first Halloween?).

I too have been to the Bates Motel. Perhaps I should post my old photos!


This is probably the most thorough documentary on horror cinema that I've seen yet. There are a few things missing. I'm surprised they didn't mention the Castle horror films, and only at the end did they barely touch on horror films outside of the UK and the US. Also no mention of Ed Wood. But even without these minor mentions in horror cinema, it was an amazingly in depth documentary. Gatiss travels to various locations from many of these films, we get to see relics of classic horror, and we even get several great interviews with horror icons. This is definitely worth hunting down and watching!

After a quick Wikipedia read, it appears Mr. Gatiss has had his hand in television, radio, and writing. Key notes including writing episodes for Sherlock, Doctor Who, and was also in the series League of Gentlemen. I'll have to watch the episodes of Doctor Who he's worked on again, now that I know he was behind them! 
In relation to horror though, he has two books of note, a James Whale biography, and a book on alien encounters in cinema.


From YouTube, this is what I could find:







Unfortunately, I didn't see this documentary listed on Amazon. If anyone has a link to order an official dvd, let me know! This is definitely something I'd love to watch every October.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires - The Review


¿Qué me ves, güey?

So last night I needed a change of pace. I've been trying to watch Arañas Infernales, but the music is hideously screachy. Instead I watched Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, and it was fun!


Chinese Vampire Kah...or is it Dracula?

The story is simple, but intriguing due to the blending of European and Eastern mythologies. Professor Van Helsing has fought Dracula several times in his past, and now had arrived in China to seek out the legends of Chinese Vampires. He attends a university and gives a speech on his interactions with the Living Dead only to be mocked. But one student is the descendant of the vampire slayer in the legend, and begs Van Helsing's help in ridding the golden masked vampires that plague his little village.


Legion of the Undead summoned by the Seven Golden Vampires

This is the only Dracula film in the Hammer Studios series where the Count is not played by Christopher Lee. From what I have read, after reading the script, he declined the role. I'm not sure if it's because he disliked the film, or because he only has about 5 minutes of screen time. I think it must be the latter, because this film isn't the most outlandish thing done by Christopher Lee or Hammer Studios. This film also marks the final time Peter Cushing plays Professor Van Helsing.

Stats:
Studio: Hammer Studios
Run-time: 84 minutes
Year: 1974
Actors of note: Peter Cushing



Favorite Quotes:My favorite Lines definitely come from the trailer taglines:
"Black Belt against Black Magic in the greatest battle of all time!"
"You haven't seen KUNG-FU until you've seen The Seven Brothers and their One Sister battle against Dracula!"

The Ratings:
My rating system is out of five stars, and consists of six categories, then an overall score.

  • Story: The story is decent, and doesn't leave too many plot holes. I do question why Count Dracula is "trapped" underneath his castle home in the beginning of the film. Besides that, I like the fusion of genres, it's exciting stuff. Before this film, I don't think we have seen Chop Sake + Vampires. The only other film I can think of similar to this is Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters.
  • Bizarre Factor: This movie is bizarre! This was a weird blend, but that's also what made the story so unique for its time. I don't understand the golden masks of the vampires either, why? Also, why must the virgin sacrifices always be topless? Lastly, who doesn't love the phrase "The Seven Brothers... and their One sister meet Dracula!" as a tagline?
  • Horror: This movie has some neat melting undead effects, but Dracula's makeup is a little horrible. It's like Drag Queen Drac. Fortunately, we only see him for about 5 minutes. This movie won't make you wet yourself like Exorcist either.
  • Action: How can a kung fu vampire film not have tons of action? The only thing I question is why Van Helsing cowers during every vampire/undead duel? He was brought to these people to defeat them, why won't he pitch in?
  • Camp: Definite cheesiness with the voice-over of Dracula in the body of the Chinese Vampire. The kung fu is a little hokey at times, and the dialogue is kooky too. Again: "The Seven Brothers... and their One sister meet Dracula!"
  • Nudity: This film is pretty tame, the only nudity we see are Chinese virgin breasts during sacrifice scenes. No sexual situations, just bare chests.
  • Overall: I really enjoyed this film. I was impressed by this later era (1974) Hammer Studios picture. Obviously they were stretching to jump on the kung fu band wagon, but in this case I think it worked fairly well! 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires


BLACK BELT vs BLACK MAGIC!

For years I've wanted to see this film, and finally got a hold of it today! I'll have to make a review of it soon for you all. For those who don't know, let me give you a rundown!


Peter Cushing as Professor Lawrence Van Helsing

This 1974 film by Hammer Studios is a mashup of Kung Fu plus horror! Sounds like my cup of tea! Prof. Van Helsing gives a lecture in China about Chinese Vampires, and is told by a student that it is true, and his village is plagued by the vile undead! Peter Cushing and the Seven Brothers (and one sister) do battle against Count Dracula and his lovely virgin fledgling vampiras!



This is the kind of stuff I crave! Mix matched genres, utter weirdness, vampires, British vampire slayers. What's not to love?


In other news, I was planning on having a review up for
Arañas Infernales today, but it's turned into a hectic day trying to fix the car. All is well, I just ate up half the day trying to get that business taken care of. I'll try to get into it tonight though! I must see the spider aliens battle Blue Demon!


Saturday, March 26, 2011

Hammer: The Studio that Dripped Blood

This is a documentary from 1987, about the works of Hammer, who made many great horror movies across the Atlantic. This is where we find the likes of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing shine as vampires, hunters, doctors, madmen, and other awesome characters.

Part 1 of 5


Part 2 of 5


Part 3 of 5


Part 4 of 5


Part 5 of 5